1.Do it the old fashioned way. Get down on one knee with a rose clenched in your teeth and the ring in your hand.
2. Call your local radio station and get them to pop the question for you over the air waves at a time that you know she/he will be listening. Then dedicate a song to her/him.
3. Wrap a large box and fill with smaller boxes all wrapped the last box that she will come to will be the smallest with the ring inside. Or alternatively wrap a large box and fill with those tiny foam pieces and let her look for the small box inside.
4. Give your her a foot massage and place the ring on her little toe.